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Tall Jokes - Dealing With Jokes About Your Height
Writing on behalf of tall folks - we know we are tall and it doesn't make us feel any better to be constantly reminded of it. I am sick and tired of being told "Is it cold up there? So how tall are you anyway?" OR "Was your mother a giraffe? If I were obese, I can't believe people would say to me "Wow you are fat - how much do you weigh?"
I can't say that I enjoy being considerably taller than most others in my company and it must be particularly difficult for ladies to deal with, especially when with shorter men who are embarrassed by a ladies height. Combined with issues like not being able to get clothing that fits, not being able to fit into cars, aeroplanes etc, having bad backs and more - being extra tall has many drawbacks.
Written in the hope that readers will be sympathetic to the plight of tall people, maybe folks will think twice before they next ask "How's the weather up there?". We know we are unusually tall - please don't keep reminding us!
For some innoffensive jokes about tall people and lots more on the joys sorrows of being tall, please go to being tall. Learn also how to cope with what life has to throw at the tall person - we have to be above tall jokes. Forgive the pun, but it's not always easy being tall. There are many advantages and disadvantages to being tall - and dealing with jokes about tall men is just one.
Hopefully this has given you some food for thought and for further information on dealing with being tall, please refer to http://www.beingtall.com
Beingtall.com is an informational site covering all topics on being tall including the advantages of being tall, the disadvantages and some non-offensive tall jokes about tall people. Enjoy BeingTall.com.
About the Author
Myles Long is the creator of http://www.beingtall.com an informational guide to being tall.
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